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Even now, I have trouble with middle-aged women.

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The resting faces middle-aged women are terrible scowls. I remember once banging my thumb and being in terrible pain in the checkout line. I was desperately calling my doctor to see if I could get an x-ray.

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The battle-axe behind me was very annoyed. Your body betrays you.

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Menopause is like puberty, but in reverse. Your boobs creep like slowly melting ice cream cones down your belly, you get rolls 5ish fat on your back, your waist decides to be wider than your hips and your knees get bigger.

That is, if you even give a damn, because your libido has suddenly gone the way of the landline and the telephone book. A gorgeous Frenchman on match. Ever wonder why older women wear bright, garish colors?

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Because the rest of them is gray, sagging and shriveled. The last time they got up close and personal with a pheromone was when their dog was in heat in And if you do decide to take a whirl, one of your knees is bound to get a little gimpy on you.

Everything good, that is, like beer, sugar, bread and other normal stuff. To those over 50 who manage to stay slim by working out and giving up carbs, I say: Yep, pants with elastic waists were most definitely invented by some woman over At ish, our children are just old enough that they should be independent.

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Especially those of us who thought we were cool, tough career women and waited till our mid-thirties or later to have kids. And, of course, the husbands of middle-aged women are gone, bored with us, boring and stupid, have bad breath, etc.

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Younger men may be curious about us and want to get involved… but have you tried making interesting conversation with a year-old lately?? You remind him of his aunt who never plucked her chin hairs.

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Also, you have a salary history, which makes you expensive. OMG where do I begin?

This is the part where you have a mixture of guilt and rage that makes you want to kill yourself even before the organic coconut ice cream at the market goes on sale.

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I was 40 then. To make things worse, you need half a tube of lube just to want a man anywhere near you. And did I mention that everything starts to make you bloated?

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You want to learn to play an instrument, write a novel, go to Thailand and conduct your own gluttonous version of Eat, Pray, 55ksh. Should I go on??

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